Eat, drink, or what ever????

[taflocks]

broke the seat back right off the hinges 94 new yorker 6 years ago.
had a hell of a time trying to explain that one away...........it tore the metal dog legs in half....

[Proboxfan]

Tom

You're an animal!

Good story. Maybe it will excite some of the women when they hear it.

What did your mom say, other than "fix it!"?

[LuvHisBird]

Pssssstttttttttt Gobird..........don't mention 'short' if you are taking applications............

[taflocks]

i told her it was an "inherit defect" with new yorkers.said it happend beacause she was to large... she was 212 at the time now 141.
but i had it fixed anyway........

[ThunderBubba]

No Smoking
Drinking & Eating is OK as long as it isn't messy food like boiled peanuts.
We used to "christen" all our vehicles with #4 but we ain't as young and limber as we used to be. Maybe we will figure out a way to "christen" our Bird.

[BLUNBIRD]

The tonneau covers might help you with that, Thunderbubba.


I will let you borrow mine after I get them painted, but you will need to call ahead to be sure they are not in use.

[TATDC]

Lynda straight up to the heavens

Well I guess you first need to classify: top up or top down?

TonyV I would say definitely top down!

If anyone needs and adjustment before or after let me know, and of course patient records ARE confidential!!

[K.P.]

TATDC -- perhaps you should offer a "Post-option #4 Realignment Special" to TBN members! Do you make house calls?!

[lynda]

Jeff jjaz,

Out the window is hard, you have that damned porthole. On the shoulders, you have the top. I guess it might work if the top is down but then you may draw an audicance!!!!

I think taffloks tried your way and broke his mothers windows besides the seat. He's just not telling. He's such a STUD!!!!

[lynda]

Profoxfan,

NOPE!!! didn't excite me!!! Let's hear from some of the other woman. Is Tom an animal?

[lynda]

TATDC,

Straight to the heavens would require the top down. So I gather tonyv and I will both keep our tops down, of course, right now, with this weather being so COLD, if tony's top is down....what was Blunbird saying about short??? He wouldn't need the house call from you.

I'll call you if I do. It's nice to know you make house calls. Do you pay your own way???

[Proboxfan]

Tom F.

Originally posted by taflocks
i told her it was an "inherit defect" with new yorkers.said it happend beacause she was to large... she was 212 at the time now 141.
but i had it fixed anyway........

Wow, that's one heck of an "exercise" regimen you put your girlfriend on to get her to lose 71 pounds!

Like I said, YOU ANIMAL!

Did your mother tell you to stop dating overweight women, besides quit using the back seat of her car?

[taflocks]

no i said that was mom that weighed in at 212

[DrtiBird]

Lynda,
Behind your ears!! LOL

[taflocks]

and i broke the seat not the window.