On Friday the 13th I was driving back from the car wash. That day, I decided to treat my beautiful WHITE Bird to a car wash and hand wax. As I was driving on a 3 lane road, a truck (couldn't see which one), must have left a quart of bright red lacquer paint sitting on the bumper of his truck. As it bounced off, hit the road and vaporized, I said "AH, SH--T? I was in the left lane and had no where to go. I thought I may have missed it until I went by and could smell the lacquer. When I got home, I found I had red spots all over the car. I had to scrub the the car all day with a solvent to get the red spots off. Just in case that truck driver is reading this thread, I only have 3 words to say to him, "F Y A!"

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