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"T-Bird Bling" Jewelry Line? Or Just A Tonneau Tool?
Bird Lovers:
Opportunities always knock for those with a keen eye... so it is with this new line of "T-Bird Bling" jewelry crafted by the Swamp Bottom Body Shop, located in the Pine Barrens of Joisey.
Ole' Bob took one look at the somewhat bland but 100% functional tonneau removal tool made by Geoff Fairfax and within seconds, a new cottage industry was born... "T-Bird Bling".
Manufacturing a "T-Bird Bling" is a complex process, requiring either a new or donor tonneau tool as the starting point.
A 1/8" hole is drillled then, in a 5-step painting/baking process; the Bling is electrostatically dipped and baked until it exactly matches your T-Bird's external color.
To add both authenticity and functionality, a torch red racing stripe is hand-painted on, then clear fishing line is attached so that, when worn, the Bling seems to actually float on the driver's chest while driving.
A striking visage of power...
see the attached photo of the Bling in Cashmere, proudly worn by its owner!! Make a strong fashion statement at your next T-Bird driver car show!!
And, according to Bob, the racing stripe actually helps the female snap pop off quicker from the male snap. Forum members can pre-apply for their customized T-Bird Bling jewelry at the pre-release price of $99.95 (including the tonneau tool) or $79.95 (with a donor tool). State color of car when ordering.
See future announcements for a "premium" version, complete with 18k gold chain and gold pinstripe for $129.95.Contact Bob directly at Pinebarrensbob@evilswamp.com.
Best of luck!
Opportunities always knock for those with a keen eye... so it is with this new line of "T-Bird Bling" jewelry crafted by the Swamp Bottom Body Shop, located in the Pine Barrens of Joisey.
Ole' Bob took one look at the somewhat bland but 100% functional tonneau removal tool made by Geoff Fairfax and within seconds, a new cottage industry was born... "T-Bird Bling".
Manufacturing a "T-Bird Bling" is a complex process, requiring either a new or donor tonneau tool as the starting point.
A 1/8" hole is drillled then, in a 5-step painting/baking process; the Bling is electrostatically dipped and baked until it exactly matches your T-Bird's external color.
To add both authenticity and functionality, a torch red racing stripe is hand-painted on, then clear fishing line is attached so that, when worn, the Bling seems to actually float on the driver's chest while driving.
A striking visage of power...
see the attached photo of the Bling in Cashmere, proudly worn by its owner!! Make a strong fashion statement at your next T-Bird driver car show!!And, according to Bob, the racing stripe actually helps the female snap pop off quicker from the male snap. Forum members can pre-apply for their customized T-Bird Bling jewelry at the pre-release price of $99.95 (including the tonneau tool) or $79.95 (with a donor tool). State color of car when ordering.
See future announcements for a "premium" version, complete with 18k gold chain and gold pinstripe for $129.95.Contact Bob directly at Pinebarrensbob@evilswamp.com.
Best of luck!
But, he has enough bottled touch up paint to cover the existing orders. :sun:
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