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  • #31
    jjaz i was talking about coffee and we hit a bump. the coffee shot up through the hole in the top of the cup.
    what were you thinking i was talking about?
    king of the one liners and prince of the messy garage.

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    • #32
      Taking the 5th on the last question.........

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      • #33
        Good combination, Luvhisbird. I'll take a fifth too, if you are passing them out.

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        • #34
          Heck!! Look in your stocking!!

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          • #35
            All of the first three will probably be done in my bird in the future, but I've had her for less than a month. I plan to keep her forever, and leave both my red Mercedes SLK230 and her in my will, one to each child.

            As to the fourth, right before Jim died, he told me if I married again, get a good lawyer and a good pre-nup. In reply I read to him a quote by the first duchess of Marlborough from a book I was reading at the time. After being widowed at age 62, she told a suitor, "If I were young and handsome as I was, instead of old and faded as I am, and you could lay the empire of the world at my feet, you should never share the heart and hand that once belonged to John, Duke of Marlborough." I meant it when I said it in July, 2001, and in spite of profound loneliness, I don't expect to change my mind!
            Last edited by Shotsie; Dec 18, 2003, 05:22 AM.
            Shotsie
            '98 Imperial Red Mercedes SLK 230 Kompressor
            '00 Emerald Green Pearl Buick Park Avenue
            '03 Desert Sky Blue Thunderbird

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            • #36
              Nothing!!!!

              No smoking ever!!
              No eating, no drinking and NO SEX in my bird. WHERE WOULD YOU PUT YOUR FEET!!!!!!

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              • #37
                taflocks. You must have me confused with TATDC.

                Lynda,
                Out the window or on top of shoulders...
                "Give 'em any color they want...
                ...as long as it's black".

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                • #38
                  Yes to pretty much all of the above depending on whether or not you use Mr. Clinton's definition of sex.


                  The "first" coffee spill struck terror in my heart. However everyone still says it looks "showroom new"

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                  • #39
                    Yes.
                    Yes.
                    Yes.
                    I'm taking applications now, hurry, time is growing short.
                    They are Here. Scotty, beam me up!
                    IT'S 5 O'CLOCK SOMEWHERE
                    Visit the TBN Store

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                    • #40
                      NFW!!!!!!!!!

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                      • #41
                        Gobird - what qualifications do the applicants have to possess, and just how "short" is your time?

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                        • #42
                          Yes to the first three.

                          #4 is out - my mind will make a contract that my body won't keep.

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                          • #43
                            i did $578.25 worth of damage to my mothers car with doing one of the 4 things mentioned here i won't say witch one...........
                            king of the one liners and prince of the messy garage.

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                            • #44
                              Damage

                              You and your date's Ding Dong and Twinkie did that much damage to your mom's car?

                              Holy Hostess!
                              It's hard to soar with T-Birds when you drive amongst turkeys!

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                              • #45
                                Whatever

                                No eating.

                                Only water drinking.

                                Absolutely NO smoking.

                                Fooling around? I'd consider it if the trunk were bigger.

                                Hey, with those new glow-in-the-dark trunk release handles they put in cars these days, you can have your privacy and still get out!
                                It's hard to soar with T-Birds when you drive amongst turkeys!

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